I need a freakin' bailout!

I've been thinking... I am a CEO of a major corporation. It's called Yoder inc. and at this point we are financially in trouble. So why is it that all these other CEOs who are doing dumb things like using their bailout money for stupid retreats and bonuses that they clearly don't need, are benefiting and we here at Yoder inc. are still in financial disarray? I do important things like raise three people to have good morals and values, cook, clean, and run a house and i don't see a flipping dime of that 700 billion dollars. So maybe those fat cat senators and congressmen should consider the average American for some bailouts and not the morons who got us into this mess in the first place...
The good thing in all of this is that while we don't always get what we want, we have what we need(damn the Stones are brilliant!), and that's each other. So in the end I'm more blessed than those dopey idiots who are selfish and greedy. Because maybe if Yoder inc. had all that money we'd loose each other. Because how many of those CEOs go home to their huge mansions and have no one to share it with or no one to connect with? So in the end i end up being way more rich than they'll ever be...